What’s Ass – Mit Patel Upto?

I was quiet perplexed to see Ass-Mit (Ashmit) Patel posing in the buff. Now is he getting in to selling underwear like Neha Dhupia? With a film career going nowhere and a sister Amisha Patel picking up pangas with powerful people of Bollywood, the siblings really don’t have many options. Still who would buy a Ass-Mit brief? Not me definitely. His sister, Amisha with those huge Boobies that she loves to flaunt (and gets violent if somebody tries to cover those melons and accuses them of trying to grope her) would still have some chance in selling Double ‘D’ Cup-size Bras.

If Ass-Mit got the idea of posing in the buff from David Beckham then it is a very, very poor copy. David Beckham recently launched his own brand of underwear for H&M. And man this Beckham dude is Well Hung. If you see the adverstisements it looks like David Beckham is hiding a Frankfurter in his briefs. Compared that with Ass-Mit Patel’s shot. It looks like he has stuffed some Peanuts inside. The right term for Ass-Mit’s asset is ‘Chinia Badam’.

One thought on “What’s Ass – Mit Patel Upto?

  1. Appu

    Ha ha ha ha……….I am not into reading sordid gossip tales and all that jazz. But Jack I’m glad I buzzed this blog. And also you used the word ‘chinia badam’ which is peanuts in Bihari..Cool yo bihari…I’m one too.

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