Chadhi Jawaani Buddhe Ko

second-wifeWell this news is on one of Delhi’s big money-bag, who among other businesses is best known as India’s biggest meat exporter. This gentleman has often featured in fashionscandal and most prominently in the list of ‘Lecherous Daddies’. The news is that Moin Qureshi has married second time in a discreet function in Dubai. The second wife is supposedly half his age.

nikahnama-300x200Nothing illegal though about Qureshi’s second marriage as Muslims are allowed to have four wives. The wedding was solemnised in and around the first week of January 2014 in Dubai but it seems the new wife did not bring in much luck with her. Around fortnight back Qureshi’s business premises and houses in India were raided by the tax sleuths and some major recoveries were made. I always sermonise my richie-rich friends to pay tax and not to evade. You can avoid but not evade as law eventually catches up.

I don’t know how Moin Qureshi’s first wife and the famous ‘Bagwati’ daughter has taken to the second wife. But I sincerely hope he takes care of his first wife who is suffering from cancer. But yes one thing is positive and that is post the second marriage, Qureshi’s roving eye will stay locked. Anyway such are the ways of Delhi’s richie-rich guys.

20 thoughts on “Chadhi Jawaani Buddhe Ko

  1. God_ShaReeF

    Huzoor aapka ehtram kaarte hain iss pehle comment se iss post par @ fashScan…
    (Guys let’s give you due respect with this 1st comment to this post.)

    Khwaja salim chisti MOINuddin chishti …
    WoW what a classic gem from M S Sathyu’s Garam Hawa.
    … Dey Taali, Ye ADULTERY saali…
    Marrying 4 times is ok but not advantageously at the behest of someBody dying in weak condition. God forbid!
    Ohhhh these beneficial laws in any community.
    SHAME is the only word to describe such Circumstantial Oppurtunism for such Buddha Lallo Lecherous Daddy.
    This is “no style” man but just “selfish motive”.
    TONITE i feel sad πŸ™ for such FreeLoader/s who aptly contribute shit to society.
    TONITE…
    i sing Sufi…
    Khwaja salim chisti MOINuddin chishti …

    It’s not law accordance mutual. I announce it as ADULTERY.
    Ditching your hum-dam at the last moment.
    πŸ™
    Aapka/i GoD_ShaReeF,
    Kya aapke andar ka God, ShaReeF hai?
    πŸ™

    P.S.

    http://islam.stackexchange.com/questions/76/why-are-muslims-allowed-to-marry-up-to-four-women

    A man is allowed to marry up to four women for many reasons, benefiting both the man and the women.Firstly, it may help the women as in the case of the Prophet where he often married poor women or women whose husbands died in battle. This was to help and protect them.Secondly, as the prophet Abraham (as) married, they may bear the man a child when the first wife cannot. Instead of abandoning a women for her inability to conceive, he marries another and *treats them both with justice)And lastly, in the case of a man tempted to commit adultery with another women. Instead of this man committing a grave sin, adultury, Allah has given man an ease within his law and allowed man to marry another women. The aim of this is to prevent man and the women from committing a grave sin. Many people look at this law as a selfish addition to men but in fact it is meant as an ease on both men and women; it’s not an excuse to ‘have fun’ with many wives but in fact it is meant to help ease men and women with their way of life.

  2. Pink

    Hi I chanced upon this website when someone mentioned you on missmalini.
    Awesome. I like your scoops.
    Btw I couldn’t find who this person is?

  3. God_ShaReeF

    Aye Pink
    Kindly sharp karr demaag ka dhakkan
    i swear on my new BollyLolly Huma QURESHI…
    You better sing Khwaja Salim Chisti, MOINuddin Chisti.
    Find some Sufi Solace incase still coudn’t find…
    Better eat some MOTA MEAT. Good for mind πŸ™‚

  4. sang

    Pink … this is Sonam kapoor’s stylist cum bagwati cum who smuggle handbags cum 2 time divorcee cum who trying her luck in movies; (thanks to her Dad’s moolahs); allah… Pernia Qureshi’s superrrr se bhi uperrr rich father Moin Qureshi πŸ˜‰

    God_shareef ….. ur comments are damn funny…. and agree with neha; start your blog.. wud loveee to read. πŸ™‚ or else keep posting here…. πŸ™‚

  5. sang

    and those who donot know who is Pernia Qureshi, read FS old posts. i guess she is Jack’s fav… tabhi tho itneee postss hain uspe… hehe hehe πŸ˜‰

  6. God_ShaReeF

    Hmmmm
    Even i think too
    Regarding this/if Ms Quereshi
    Matter of fact i think this is Jack’s ForthRight Eloquent Amazement which is very common (feeling) for the opposite sex and incase if any such in this Quereshi case…

    And all Lovely Supporters
    Kindly listen
    A profitMaking venture ONLY can convince me to start a blog ala fashScan.
    It is very hard to survive worldWide in the case of SUCH Shovel Communique like here in fashScan.
    I get jitters when I imagine Jack’s life.
    You really need a hard….
    Hmmm… some hard moneyMaking idea… a Solid one.
    Tab tak apna dukaan yahin chalne do yaaron…
    Police, Legalities, Cases… meri to gayi…
    Uuuuueee

    Aapki GoD_ShaReeF
    Kya aapke andar ki God, ShaReeF hai?
    πŸ™‚

  7. Melody

    Finally….I now know God Shareef is from the fairer sex – read the last comment
    “Aapki GoD_ShaReeF” πŸ™‚

  8. God_ShaReeF

    OhhhhHoooo Melody
    Today you have sex’ed’Up your GoD_ShaReeF
    I like SUCH occasionally
    Thaaaaaank you
    πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚
    Kabhi main bhi to jee loon.
    Kya saara jeena uss Wanabe oldieNasal, No kaam maangta singer Vandana Wadhera ke naam hi likha hai.
    Ohh that same lookalike of Bobby Darling in Delhi.
    Darling she has got most exciting vunerable wig centre in her big almirah.
    This is what you call real sex’ed’Up.
    Heeng lage naa fitkari, rang chokho hi chokho…

    Aapki/a GoD_ShaReeF
    Kya aapke andar ki God, ShaReeF hai πŸ™‚

    P.S.
    Dear Melody,
    You can tune up with few more sex’ed’Up versions in Delhi as such Aamer Zaakir-jissne designer ki thhappa lagwaa hi lee.
    I appreciate AZ’s passion. He used to work at that 555 Chaabra-Shaabra of some local saree draper gang.
    Then you have AnjaaLee, not BruceLee ki chhoti behan though her doley-sholay says same, but AnjaaLee of that sex’ed’Up Dolly Arjun.
    List is big of all the hardWorking evening time gateCrashers for so known, “one phhotu oppurtunity” , if someHow with some Gudda or GangWani.
    I salute their passion in a coarse howling on mic ala Vandy the Vandana ‘nasal’ singer.
    EeeeeeeeeUuuuuuuuu…
    Kaam do baba kaam do innko!!!
    Now. Chalo…
    Period!!! (With a nice howLing)
    Huff huff πŸ™‚

  9. God_ShaReeF

    MaaaaaaaaaaYe (punjabiDialect of “my”) GoodNess.
    Is that what I’m seeing.
    This Special Blend Adorn Jacket of fashScan.
    Meeeeeeeeeeeh GaaaawWwd (in Oscar winners style).
    Neeee Kameeeniye main tey marr gayi (a punjabi aunty lost in page3 crowd). Haaye O Rabba, Ajj tey main giddha paana…
    EesSs that whaWtt I’m seeing? (In most artificial US accent by someOne like Bachchan Jr)
    Modi Style: Dhus maa dhus deeu rey (10/10).
    Kejri bhi bola: Thaari mein NAVI jhaadu deun rey.

    Rishtey mein to hum sabke Jack Dada laagte hain, aur naam hai?
    FashScan FashScan FashScan.
    YesSs fashionScandal.com.

    Cheers to the New Avatar of fashionScandal.com while remembering Bal’s Elan, GangWani’s Stars, Varun Bahl’s Grace & Original Ramp Queen Jessie Randhawa’s Namak on the Ramp,
    & originalDiva Sal Tahiliani.

    And all the Showers of Joy on all the gateCrashers, Wanabes, Botoxed Dolls, Big loaded Bulges, Artificial Curves of all the Robot ManneQuins baked with foundation.
    Without these, above mentioned originals does not exist.
    Ye Glamour World hai meri jaan.
    Ye hai…
    FASHION
    SCANDAL
    DOT
    COM.
    Khallaaaaaaaas!!!!

    Aapka/ i GoD_ShaReeF,
    Kya aapke andar ki God, ShaReeF hai?
    πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

  10. God_ShaReeF

    ReInvention is the Mantra of Today’s Gen, so…
    Hey YΓΆu All @ fashScan,
    Today i’m so happy with lot of pride and on the line of fashScan—>
    i also declare my NEW SignOff as NEW Signee on the Occasion of the Unveiling of the newAvatar of fashScan…
    It is—>
    —>
    Ek Bhooli, Bissri DesSspΓΆ
    LuuLLee…
    &
    LΓ€nghri Page3 AdaahKaara
    Aapki Kambakht GΓΆD_ShaReeF
    Kya aapke andar ki God, ShaReeF hai?
    πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚
    HisSs hiss hi’s’

  11. sang

    sorry GodShreef, but muje ek single word samag nai aya yeh last 2 comments ke….. Abb meri class mat lagana pleeeeeesssshhhh…. LOL πŸ˜‰

    Jack, this new look of FS is really cool.. loved it. πŸ™‚

  12. God_ShaReeF

    Dear Sang
    One really has to be from thick fog of page3/glamour world to understand such.
    Dheere dheere aap sammjhoge.
    Try speak to your party folks.
    Share fashScan with them.
    They will surely help you.
    Thank you.

  13. Ahot

    The real questiion is, did Wifey No Uno & Bagwati attend this glorious event? ItΕ› a family celebrattion after all… . #greattea

  14. Goz Czar

    Hi Shareef se God,
    I am a die hard fan of yours now. Olive branch was well received and much intended.
    What is this Vandy Vadehra’s claim to fame? She was never on the Pg 3 scene ever.
    I see such odd people on it. Kindly tell me who are these people?
    Designer Pawan Sachdeva? LOL. Have you seen the clothes? Who are the muses? PBagh auntys.
    Some random people. Uffff…really bad.

  15. God_ShaReeF

    Goddess YaLLamma ka kasam she is nothing but just an Escort Singer who never let her go overboard oops opposite of that, I mean… you know na… she yells!
    Actually SHE YELLSΒ on/at mic mere pyaare Goz Czar, she yehellllllllz (Please read (with) lot of “hell’s”).
    She prefer not to indulge in compromising positions oops situations.
    She lives her musical dramatic life on her own terms and bombard even neeche waale neighbour at any pick without any reason at her GK wala, yaaaar GK wala flat on 4th floor.
    In her dreams every single nite she murmurs, “Chhat (terrace) par school kholungi, terrace pe school kholungi”, but even her dream is in vain.
    She loves jawaani, jo VaishVarrya Rai ki bhi nahi rahi.
    But her personal collection wig center ZINDAABAAD.
    Hass mat, iss bechaari ka ek saloon mein baal jall gaya tha.
    Jo bhi cheez isska jalti hai, ye usska hi collection karr leti hai.
    Now its your job to verify ke kya kya jallti hai.
    She’s very nice human being.
    She will help you, claim you as SACCHI HAMDAM. But (t) after fructification of your any kind of ball she crunch your banana muffin quite well.
    Arrey doston ki dost hai apni Vandy πŸ™‚
    Thodi snooty hai but she’s very highClass naaa.
    She commands & she gets!
    Simple. Ting Tong πŸ™‚
    Now what to do baba, ab movies ne nahi gaaya to nahi gaaya.
    Stage parr to karrti hai naa..
    Maharaja juicer ki kasam, jisski nikkli juice main kabhi nahi “pee”.
    But ye bohot “pee”ti hai.
    I swear on her poor neighbours who tolerate her hilarious howling every single night.
    But she’s a well known figure among ACPs & DCPs so she manages that AGAIN quite well.
    Her Sacred Indoor Duties are quite remarkable in the field of STAGE SHOWS.
    I shapath baba.
    If you don believe, go and ask Mika who never ever indulge in buddhi fun. He prefers youngies.
    He prefers chuttki & cheeks. Young young.
    Waise there’s one more competitor to her and that’s wannabe ZINDA singer Bhaawani Kashyap.
    But regarding usski tu poochi nahi, main bataaun kyun
    πŸ™ πŸ™ πŸ™
    Waise bhi my Vandy prefers Aamir Zaakir and wholeSole LimeLite.
    She hates Bhawaani Kashyap, once a candy of Nitin Arora πŸ™‚
    So please for god sake, ohh maayeh GozCzar let this comment be phully dedicated to our Halloweenic Singer.

    P.S.

    These 2 mentioned Nasal Howlers are instances of
    “alpha women” with easyFinance flow to get anything including sex. Very articulately they classify SUCH as sexual freedom out of unexciting relationships or LLTT (Looking London Talking Tokyo) Lovers & Husbands.

    Aapki ek Bhooli Bissri Desspo
    Aapki LuLLee
    &
    Langhri
    Puraani Page3 AdaahKaaraa
    Habitual Paapin
    Aapki Kambakht GoD_ShaReeF
    Kya aapke andar ki God, ShaReeF hai?Β 
    HisSs hiss hi’s’
    πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

  16. raju

    Sabh moolah wale eek to hae. Punj lyod ka saab 2,000 crore company aaj 4 crore hae….diving down….uski lambuji not lucky

  17. Kay

    I am an avid reader and jack for once and all I would like to clear this Muslim 4 marriage thing. I am still in shock that even in today’s time where technology is high up in orbits, we don’t have full knowledge of the people we are surrounded by.

    A Muslim man can marry as many times as he can, 4,40,400…doesn’t matter, Arabs have 30/40/50 wives too, it’s just the way they marry is not permitted according to Islam, in Islam for every new marriage you have to take permission from your older wife and you can only marry an orphan/widow/woman who cannot get married due to their poor stature in society. So it’s like :

    If you find a poor/orphan/widow woman who needs help, in a way that she will be treated badly in this fucked up world, you go and ask ur first wife, if only she permits you can marry this woman, if she doesn’t, you can’t! Then again if you find another helpless woman in the same circumstances, so now you have to take permission from the first and second wife to marry this third wife and the cycle goes on, women in Islam have lots of rights, and it’s very very unfortunate that the world doesn’t know it and I know world doesn’t act that way esp. Muslim men like this idiot, but what I have stated above is the fact according to “Shariah – Muslim laws”.

    And jack, please these superficial people you write about, designers, businessmen, sportsmen, actors, they all are pathetic pathetic human being, they have only one religion/God and that’s MONEY, they already have stoop so low in life that even with all the money and power they are hollow and unhappiest of all in the world. They just keep running after money all their life thinking it will make them an Arab like rich but at the end they get stuck up in this vicious cycle and end up all alone, not physically but yes emotionally, they cryyyyy to sleep and drink like fish so that they can forget what all wrong they have done to reach where they are.

    Not all are same but yes I will repeat again, all the people you have written about yes! They are.

    How do I know? I am too strong of a man to get lewd into their murky world of hypocricy and superficial smiles. So I just fucked their happiness and said I am better off being a happy principled man rather than being a rich bitch slave.

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