Scandalous Titles For Self-Proclaimed DIVAS

Basmati_Body Odour

Basmati_Body Odor

I think since most of you must have got ‘pakaoed’ by beauty pageants and award shows felicitating the ladies with ‘Most Beautiful Hair’, ‘Most Beautiful Smile’, ‘Most Fashionable Diva’…so on and so forth, let us come out with theย signature Fashionscandal Titles to be bestowed upon the social butterflies of Delhi and Mumbai. And I need your contribution in form of nominations for each category. Be assured your suggestions would be kept confidential.

Priyanka_Chopra_Nose Job

Nosey_nose job

Bootylicious_Ass_Ass_In

Bootylicious_Ass_Ass_In

Thunder Thighs

Thunder Thighs

Please nominate DIVAS for following titles (from Delhi & Mumbai):

* Ms. Botox

* Ms. Silicon (Need I say more???)

* Ms. Thunder – Thighs

* Ms. Ass_Ass_In ( I am talking about Derriere Extraordinaire!)

* Ms. Nosey – A Diva with an unique Nose-Job

* Ms. Narangi – Diva with Orange-Peel Effect

* Ms. Basmati – Diva who overwhelm the Olfactory sense

* Ms. ‘Bobby Darling’ (FS Readers sure know what I mean.)

AND

*Ms Radial Tyre

11 thoughts on “Scandalous Titles For Self-Proclaimed DIVAS

  1. God_Shareef

    for Ms. โ€œBobby Darlingโ€ who else but our very own Vijay Arora, Arjun of Anjalee (though even Anjalee can too give arun to her hubby as she’s just replica of real Bobby Darling in the deptt. of looks & spooks ๐Ÿ™‚
    Then Gudda is very very much obvious choice.
    Hmmmโ€ฆ
    And who else???
    Cโ€™umโ€™ Thinkers ๐Ÿ™‚ Lets Rock fashScan Titles!!!

    P.S. ย I have nominated but I REALLY feel sad for Shobhanaย ๐Ÿ™
    Pegs & Pints (Chanakya Cinema Complex) ki kasam baba.

    Aapki muh wali muee God Shareef.
    Kya aapke andar ki God, Shareef hai???

  2. Shai-Shai

    Ms. Botox: Anushka Sharma, Priyanka Chopra, Gauri Khan, Kangana Ranaut, Vandana Vadehra
    Ms. Nosey:
    Shila Shetty, Priyanka Chopra, Koena Mitra, Minisha Lamba
    Ms. Narangi: Guari Khan (Undisputed champion) The bronze effect is so obvious, always
    Ms. Bobby Darling:
    Anjalee Kapoor (If looks are under consideration. She is a xerox of this moffie) Otherwise my vote goes to Vijay Arora. S(H)e is such a drama queen :-p
    Ms. SIlicon: Hands down
    Rakhi Sawant, Even Kangana Ranaut, from Delhi Page3 it has to be Meenakshi Dutt

    Phew.. The list goes on and on.. So many contenders.. ๐Ÿ˜€

  3. God_Shareef

    O Maaa Duggah Duggah (Jai Maa Ambey)
    Hey Cheers.
    I toh love you baba.
    Aye above thinker Shai-Shai I toh love you naaa.
    Thank you Shai-Shai for making conducive environment for the nominations.
    Hey Hey Cum Cum
    You all Intelo Thinkers of fashScan,
    Don be just a spectator, enough of spectatorial versions.
    Instead, be a Tatler!
    Lets rock fashScan titles of glam world laced with 95% aunties dolled up with your lovely favourite botoxXx.
    Enough of paid media ventures like Lovely Khaasi (cough), Baasi Ubaasi (yawning) and Kutti Chhink (sneeze) Ms ‘some’ Girl of the Year.
    Enaaa (o) ughhhhhhhh…
    Grrrrrrrrrr…
    Hatt jaao. I am in my fully-tully charged mood.
    My 2 earlier thoughts havn’t been carried by fashScan.
    ๐Ÿ™
    I hate Mr Jack ๐Ÿ™
    Though sometimes he’s my Sparrow ๐Ÿ™‚

    Nahi chhodunghi fashScan ka peecha.
    Pyaasa ko paani ke paas hi jaana maangta man.
    Time has come to fill the coffers with pure solid hypocrites to wanabes to gate crashers to (fake) dikhaau NGOs holy SAINT aunties with their fake Aada-Prada bags.
    Lets screw-cheeeeeeeeeeew these nominations QUITE WELL.
    FashScan ki jai.
    I just love this, the way I love muh se uuuie muuuie.
    And aye Shai-Shai, while mentioning MeenaXie, Mr Dutt (Haan haan hubby Humesh to ghar par hi rehta hai naa) you have reminded me of nasal HOWLER (no more singer) Ms Aunty (Jawani no more again) Ms Vandana Wadhera of some pussy solo band for the nominations for Silicon & Bobby Darling categories.
    Though original Pussy Doll Cats are still intact.
    Then… hmmmmmm
    This wanabe designer from 555 Saree house and best bud of apni Vandy, the adorable spoofie genie Aamer Zakir could be nominated for same categories ala Vandana Wadera the nasal howler.
    Salaam Zaakir bhai oops behan, you’re NOMINATED.
    Congrats.
    Phot (o) u khinchega aapka ab to jo jeet gaye.
    Now you don need more gateCrashing.
    You’re a star.
    More thoughts??? Oops NOMINATIONS.
    Heyyyyyyyyy cum cum ohhhhhh cum my babies.
    Nominate well.
    I love you all.
    Jai ho!!!

    Aapki hi muh wali muee muee kambakhat,
    God Shareef.
    Kya aapke andar ki God, Shareef hai???
    ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

    Sent from Samsung tablet

  4. Lovely

    FashionScandal. Can you tell us if there is truth to the reports of Leone’s 40 lakh striptease in Pune?

  5. Robby

    Most of this is pretty simple!! We got the silicones – rakhi sawant.
    Nose job – shilpa, priyanka, minissha, anushka,srideviji, ms kaif
    Gauri khan has her cheeks done and whole lot of botox
    Ms aishwarya rai has had cheek implants done

  6. etios

    @Lovely: There is no truth in the Sunny Leone Pune 40lakh striptease news, the pics are from Risque club Philadelphia from 2010, you can even check out the 4 year old video on Sunny’s youtube channel where Sunny is dancing backstage at this event: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nkoMDfwnI4

    I am quite sure this is part of smear campaign started by some rejected producer,director etc as Sunny is not ready for casting couch, they just try their luck based on her past pornstar status, they don’t even know that Sunny never did Boy-Girl porn scene with any other guy after her marriage. She did only Girl-Girl scene or with her husband only after marriage. Now that she is making even more money after leaving porn world, why would she compromise with some old geezer. so, the guys trying their luck are just dreaming fools ๐Ÿ™‚

  7. Laveena

    Ms. Botox – Sridevi, Neeta Ambani, Sophie Chaudhary

    Ms. Silicon – Mallika Sherawat

    Ms. Thunder โ€“ Thighs – Huma Qureshi, Sonakshi Sinha, Parineeti Chopra, Sonam Kapoor and Deepika Padukone at a bad angle lol

    Ms. Ass_Ass_In – Neha Dhupia in a good way

    Ms. Nosey โ€“ Priyanka Chopra and Sridevi for the multiple alterations

    Ms. Narangi โ€“ Kajol

    Ms. Basmati โ€“ Mallika Sherawat

    Ms. Bobby Darling – Ravina Tandon and Mallika Sherawat

    Ms Radial Tyre – Vidya Balloon

  8. Goz Czar

    God Shareef
    You are toooo funnyeeeee.

    Vandy Vadehra is a lesbo. look at those chicas around her with that b(S)ad designer Air Truthdeva! dewaa re dewaaaa rather degaaa re degaaaaa

    what has become of Delhi ?

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