Cannes 2015 Sees Desi ’21/2 Kilos Ke Haath’

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 16:  Sonam Kapoor attends the Premiere of "The Sea Of Trees" during the 68th annual Cannes Film Festival on May 16, 2015 in Cannes, France.  (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 14:  Katrina Kaif attends the "Mad Max : Fury Road"  Premiere during the 68th annual Cannes Film Festival on May 14, 2015 in Cannes, France.  (Photo by George Pimentel/WireImage)

Indian actress Aishwarya Rai waves as she arrives for the screening of the film "Asphalte" (Macadam Stories) at the 68th Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, southeastern France, on May 17, 2015.   AFP PHOTO / BERTRAND LANGLOIS        (Photo credit should read BERTRAND LANGLOIS/AFP/Getty Images)Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, Katrina Kaif and Sonam Kapoor had their red-carpet moment at the Cannes 2015. They all wore couture gowns and pouted for the paparazzi. Katrina Kaif was the first one from Team L’Oreal at the French Riviera. She wore a nude Oscar de la Renta gown and a red Elie Saab mermaid gown but who the hell suggested that reddish tinge on her hair??? It was such a disaster. And that ‘selfie’ moment with Jullianne Moore – all you see is Kat’s long nose.

CFOG_FAUgAEXx-Dsonam-kapoor-cannes-film-festival-2015_143180130020katrina-julianmoore-cannes2015Coming to the ‘Babes in Blue’Aishwarya Rai Bachchan in a Elie Saab gown that gave a peek of her thighs and Sonam Kapoor in a Ralph and Russo deep-neck gown, were high on fashion but what to do with those big arms that both the ladies are blessed with. They beat Sunny Deol’s ’21/2 Kilo ke Haath’. Sonam Kapoor’s pictures were later hurriedly photoshopped by L’Oreal to take-off inches from those butter-chicken fed arms but by then it was too late.

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan dd some valuable work at Cannes. She joined in Salma Hayek and Parker Posey leading a call for greater gender equality in film at Cannes on Saturday. Speaking at the forum organised by trade magazine Variety and UN Women’s HeForShe campaign, the actors spoke of their own experiences of institutional sexism and called on studios, audiences and journalists to alter the discourse.

16 thoughts on “Cannes 2015 Sees Desi ’21/2 Kilos Ke Haath’

  1. Zzzzz........

    Aishwarya’s dress is a designer??? Wow looks like she picked it up at some departmental store. She looked divine last year. Very disappointing:-(

  2. shivani

    Glad that u say how it is.. Rather thn go gaga over their appearances..
    Ash wtf is that dress, and sonam has too many body issues… She shld stick to doll dresses..

    And that red hair ruined it for Kat.. Though didn’t expect any better from her as she never experiments.. Wasn’t she styled by anaita shroff?

  3. Apple

    oh come on. Shame on you for writing nonsense about a woman’s body part – hands, feet or thighs.

    Rather than writing about the fashion angle – you choose to bash sonams arms.

    Distasteful

  4. Etios

    @Apple: Those women make money by showing off their body parts: hands, feet, thighs and more too 🙂

    So, it is fair game to bash them and slate them over such issues, if you have read this blog in the past then you should know that this is one of the very rare “equal opportunity” blog not your typical Feminazi blog, So shut it and enjoy those 22 Kilo ke haath.

  5. Liz

    @etios If they make money showing off their body parts, then that makes it ok to fat shame them? They have been chosen by the brand inspite of their heavy arms, legs or anything else…making fun of their sense of dressing or having a critical analysis of their clothes is perfectly acceptable but this is ridiculous!! So only if you have a fit/perfect body you can be on the red carpet? Talent or no talent is fine….so how different is this from the ‘no heels then get out from the red carpet’ rule?

  6. stalker

    @Liz “They have been chosen by the brand inspite of their heavy arms, legs or anything else” Then can you please ask these brands why do they photoshop them?

  7. God_Shareef

    Kya karein
    Innka lattka hua bhi bikkta hai

    Aapki LATTKI HUI, EveryWhere,
    Your Lampooned CariCature,
    God Shareef!!!

    Kya aapke andar ki God, Latak rahi hai???
    🙂 🙂 🙂

  8. God_Shareef

    Kya karein
    Innka lattka hua bhi bikkta hai

    Aapki LATTKI HUI, EveryWhere,
    Your Lampooned CariCature,
    God Shareef!!!

    Kya aapke ANDAR KI God, Latak rahi hai???
    🙂 🙂 🙂

    Andar ki bhi…
    Thodi…
    Tight karo!!!

    WhatSay Sonam???
    Umarr bhi ho chali hai naa… hhhhh

    Thoda tight karro baba

    🙂 🙂 🙂

  9. Liz

    @stalker i guess ppl like you and Jack who love to examine and criticise every part of a woman’s body are mostly to blame. I hardly ever see men being put under such a microscope.

  10. MEOW

    1 wud think a self proclaimed fashion icon could at least pick a more flattering outfit or at least work out before hand. We all have issues but they are selling themselves as “models” which is very much fashion/makeup and- gawd Katrina- hair color! They not part of the Cannes movie brigade – I am not saying but just saying…

  11. God_Shareef

    Arrey kya bakWaas karr rahe ho tum log?

    Ek ek ko chunn chunn ke,
    Latth (Big Banana of … mmmm … i mean… Big Stick of that Utt (notorious) community),
    Jaaton wale pyaare pyaare hot hot strokes de de ke maarungi…

    hhhhhh… huff huff…

    Accha suno

    If Ash wears even a chaddhi naa, at the age of 60 ala Cindy CrawFord, without photoShop, with all the latka jhatka maal, still fashionScandal.com will publish and we-fuckin’fashScanians will mu(o) dify it here in a fashionable manner.

    Arrey mazaa lo baba.
    Mr Jack always pop out with a specific, different angle to the story where your other “chor ke bachche” paid pros of JOURNALISM, your favourite stinky undies in the name of lord, your favourite slutties HT_DT comes out with such a boring plain misCarriages of fashionistas where they say, look look your fuck is wearing this, your suck is wearing that AND…
    FULL STOP.

    BAATEIN karo but don’t fight, warna de dungi…
    Jaaton wale mote mote lambe lambe “LATTH”.
    Meaning upar bataa diya hai.

    Aapki ek meaningFULL Kutia jo kabhi bhi, kisi bhi, red carpet pe potty nahi kar saki 🙁 🙁 🙁

    AAPKE apne hi style ki,
    Ek fashionista, God Shareef,
    Jo ek Ellie Sa’ab ke (hideous writer, am i a writer???) phattey hue, but original gown mein bilkul andar,
    wahin andar,
    Dheeli dheeli mein chhup kar baithi hui hai
    &
    TIGHT TIGHT search karr rahi hai.

    Ab 2015 mein naa milti tumhe TIGHT.
    Gone with the wind, from Clarke Gable.
    Purrrrrrr… (Loud Phonetic)
    Ab to bas dheeli dheeli hi hai, SABKI…
    GOWN.

    Aapki red carpet pe piss pressure rokkne waali
    A bitch, studded with Swarovski.
    Uuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeee.

    God Shareef,
    Kya aapke andar ki God mein Swarovski opps…
    SHAREEF lagg rahi hai.

  12. God_Shareef

    Part 2 of the above though,
    (I share FULL CREAMY LACY LACY JUICE NAAA, no adulteration).

    Dheeli dheeli mein 3/4 swarovski beads lagaale.
    Tight ho jaayegi.
    Nice style naa 🙂 🙂 🙂

  13. 5hrut1

    Hi , am re reading ur articles the 3 Rd time .. N must say not getting bored .. Ur the best . any scoop on porcelain doll n tooty fruity !??

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