Summer Escapade To London Is About ‘BLOW’

rawlondonbarcrawl1-620x3491186499294_fCome summer and Delhi’s rich folks head for London to escape the sweltering heat of Delhi. But over the years London has been the choicest destination for summer escape because it’s  the best city to ‘BLOW’. The money-bags BLOW insane amounts of money on their wives who shop at Bond Street as shopping keep the nagging habit of the wifey subdued. They BLOW mega bucks on nightclubs buying champagne to lure in blonde Euro-trash and score a ‘BLOW-Job’ and last but not the least, they snort the best BLOW London has to offer.

I am sure Hyde Park these days look like Lodhi Garden and Facebook is swarmed by dudes and dudettes bond-street1flaunting their pictures holidaying in London. The Aayas – the Desi version of the nannies are put-up at budget rental apartments to look after the kids while the parents party. ‘Maggi is banned so poor guys couldn’t pack-in month’s stock of noodles for the aayas. I am sure they found some ingenious economical ways though. A top-cop was matter-of-factly stating that all these London-wallas, their hair-follicles should be tested on their return from holidays.

126805951_chopard_408279cAs per the latest British Drug Survey UK officially gets fucked up more than any other European country, Are they all depressed escapists? Or do Londoners just love to party? They do so much Coke that traces of it’s in the water of Thames and FFS.The report says that UK use cocaine, heroin, ecstasy and amphetamine more than anywhere else on the continent.

So folks have a great time in London ‘coz’ the answer is BLOWIN’ in the wind!

35 thoughts on “Summer Escapade To London Is About ‘BLOW’

  1. krithika

    please post some gossip about Bollywood closeted gays and bisexuals god_shareef and Jack. I heard the likes of Ritik and Raanbeeeer are Bi. Is that true ? Also rjun-mpal and Jay-devgun

  2. jack Post author

    As of now the affair is real…will stay that way till ranveer singh gives out ‘Hit’ movies. I am not sure how Kat is dealing with the other ranvir’s string of flops. B_Town gals are very particular about their boyfriends’ career. They don’t want a loser!

  3. God_Shareef

    Hrithik is bi, Ranbeer is.
    Arjun Rampal toh khair, Gudda ki jhuttan hai.
    Ajay ki Gun bhi? Don’no…

    And IF a girl from porn industry could flex some facialBrows with biggest khaandaan of this bollyWood than who cares about hits & flops.
    And then guys like Rishi or Ranbeer or Imraan kinda chhoriyon jaisa face are not very lambi race ka ghoda.
    Indian audience prefer half baked dark bacons like Big B or SRK or Mithun da.
    Janaani featured guys doesn’t survive for long.
    And then Kapoors have this other talent also where they have flaccid performance of obesity apart from performing on screen with their genetically blessed weight issue.
    After 30 they look like a balloon.
    Have you seen Blue Velvet?
    In the name of some style change what a weird hair style on that plumpy tarbooza face.
    Ab wo Saawariya days chale gaye.
    Udhar Mrs Leele Bhansali ko bhi Ranveer mil gaya.
    Bas towel pehan ne ki derr hai.
    Phir lo mazze hi mazze lo, creativity ke naam pe.

    Chalo khair hamein kya lena.

    Chintu Sir ne fashScan log in karrli to bekaar saari raat ko kaan pe noodle pehan ke Mrs Singh ko pakaayenge.

    Theek hai naa Krithika?
    Chal Ranbir ke naam ki finger se .. aur
    Hand utthaa ke
    Dua kar!!!

    🙂 🙂 🙂

    Aapki badtameez naa sudharne waali ek haraamKhor Shareef,
    God Shareef.

    Kya aapke andar ki God, “a” Girl from Porn industry, pasand karrti hai?

    🙂 🙂 🙂

  4. namdeo

    hi jack…. see am not the only one asking for some gossip abt bi/gay characters of bollywood…. plz plz bring some of these out of the closet n some who swing both ways…..

  5. sunny

    yes pls tell us about closeted homosexuals in BW. Kirron Kher said most of bollywood is homosexual. Is that true?? Jack sir can you tell us?

  6. Anna

    @jack i think kat is rather happy dreaming about K surname! She herself has no movie alone to her credit. Maybe its either way in this case.

  7. novicetoo

    God Shareef does bollywood’s gay and bisexual cook up something with Delhi’s elite…meaning do they pair up/hook up?

  8. Colossial

    I knew about London’s reputation as a destination for rave party way back. Prostitution is rampant in UK as many students fund there high education cost through it. Who are all the blowers party crashing fashion disasters or the stars and their wives and girlfriends. I have also heard that there is a good system of hawala system placed in London so money is not a problem.

    Ranbir is a bi is a known fact in industry. Even I have heard Siddharth Malhotra is also a bi. Sexual favors and one night stands are part of entertainment industry. I have even heard that Aamir still keeps on cheating Kiran after wedding.

    Katrina’s main aim is now to become Kapoor Bahu at any cost so she will not leave Ranbir easily as her career is now limited.

  9. namdeo

    OMG ! god_shareef hrithik is Bi..??????? Now where did that come from….. never heard of his link up with any male co-star…. n again ranbir is such a casanova changing his gfs every now n then,,,

  10. krithika

    Thanks God_shareef for the gossip. Although your posts are tough to comprehend given my first language isn’t hindi, they are entertaining any way. I totally believe that Hrithik is either Bi or Gay. Some one who is as narcissistic as he can’t be 100% straight. And Ranbir looks like some one who really doesn’t mind where his tool is drilling if you catch my drift.Lol. And his relationship with Ayan( who is gay) is shady as hell. Shahrukh, Sid Malhotra and Varun Dhawan ping my gaydar lke crazy.

  11. Colossial

    @Krithika have you ever Ayan Mukerjee’s interviews that he is extremely possessive about Ranbir and hated Deepika like hell.Ranbir would rarely care what he is doing as he is stoned 24/7. Karan Johar is the known gay in the industry.

    @Jack and @God_shareef does Bollywood really hates Sunny leone for her adult entertainer background. I have seen that Bollywood has extreme objection to the sucess of Tanu Weds manu returns and Piku. Why all of all people Aamir is crying about Bombay Velvet’s failure? Is he worried that his kids would not be able to be stars one day?

  12. honeyspal

    ok this might sound totally silly..but I am a big fan of farhan akhtar… any inside scoop on him.. what is he like in real life? and how about adhuna?? are they really this lovey dovey couple or another filmy page 3 fake couple?? they are my fav couple in b’wood..

  13. jack Post author

    Whatever little personal experience I have, Adhuna and Farhan are pretty chilled-out and grounded people

  14. God_Shareef

    Sunny Leone crave for attention and sympathy being an outsider in the industry/country although she’s loved by everyOne including Mahesh Bhatt, her mentor but still she cries for more BIGGER projects.
    I do not see anyOne else being searched and loved so much by the audience in her item numbers as Sunny. She’s a Super RockStar!!!
    But inSecure one.

    As per Adhuna_Farhan angle, i spent little time with them in a pub in South X where they celebrated their Rock On success with some wine company (sponsors).
    And yesSs, even i too maintain that this couple is classically chilled out with COKE_SHOKE and the benigner Arjun and their dir.Gattu (Twinkle Khannas’ s X).
    They were HIGH on success and danced like crazy and were desperately lookin/searchin for alternate bedroom fantasies.
    Dhanya hai tu BollyWood.
    Teri Maa ki…
    Jai!!!

    I have pictures of the party that how frantically they have been jumping.
    All high but no lows 🙂 🙂 :-).

    Aapki Shareef Badmaash,
    God Shareef.

    P.S. Waise Arjun aur Ranbir judaa (seperated) ho gaye.
    Gudda ki kasam.
    🙂 🙂 🙂

  15. God_Shareef

    Arjun Meher Mafia ne bhi Lalit Modi ka boht MAAL khaaya & “KHILAAYA”.
    (IPL/LAP).

    Yaad hai naa 🙂 🙂 🙂

  16. Colossial

    @God Shareef Lalit Modi was the one who started all the crazy IPL parties in hotel suites right. Many wannabe models and actors visited these parties to become instant rich. I think LAP has shut down now. SRK was an partner of Arjun in LAP.

  17. God_Shareef

    Nooooooo
    I never said about “relationShip”.
    I mentioned about there “so called friendShip” while filming Roy.

    Though Arjun dated Hrithik long time back but in media they popped out venom on Susanne which was completely wrong.
    Ek Gudda ki kasam, jissne kitne Kapurs & Kapoors khaa khaake iss bollyWood mein phenk diye.
    Today Manish’a Malhotra & Kar’u’na Johar following his shit pits.

    Wake up fashScanians & smellllll daaa
    BollyWoodddddddd (in Mogambo’s nasal howl).

    Aapki haraam ki
    Kamaai se door

    Aapka picchhWaadaah
    Aapka God Shareef.

    Kya aapke peechWaadeh mein koi KashMeer ki Kali hai???

    🙂 🙂 🙂

  18. God_Shareef

    Nooooooo
    I never said about “relationShip”.
    I mentioned about there “so called friendShip” while filming Roy.

    Though Arjun dated Hrithik long time back but in media they popped out venom on Susanne which was completely wrong.
    Ek Gudda ki kasam, jissne kitne Kapurs & Kapoors khaa khaake iss bollyWood mein phenk diye.
    Today Manish’a Malhotra & Kar’u’na Johar following his shit pits.

    Wake up fashScanians & smellllll daaa
    BollyWoodddddddd (in Mogambo’s nasal howl).

    Aapki haraam ki
    Kamaai se door

    Aapka picchhWaadaah
    Aapka God Shareef.

    Kya aapke peechWaadeh mein koi KashMeer ki Kali hai???
    🙂 🙂 🙂
      

  19. namdeo

    Hmmm…. god_shareef rithik turned out to be a dark horse…. it was never covered in the media ever (like srk…which has always been floating around.) …and here it turns out he is bi n dated rampal… quite surprising….

    btw ranbi is going to star in a superhero movie by ayan so i guess their relationship will rekindle as well 😉 and kat madam is not in d movie…

    its just a matter of time the new pakistani munda fawad gets dragged in this pool of men on men action… he he he

  20. God_Shareef

    NamDeo Baba
    I donno if Fawad would be a lotus in “that” pond or not but you have an eye for him… mmmmm
    I think…

    🙂 🙂 🙂

  21. namdeo

    god _shareef we hear abt akshay , saif and SRK in the media regarding their sexuality but how come hrithik was never covered at all…??

  22. HRfan

    God_Shareef what rubbish! hrithik was NEVER involved with men. arjun was srk’s muse thus he offered him don/ra-one…etc, if your claim is truen why didn’t hrithik offer him kaal’s role for instance? in fact, arjun was/ still is closer to sussanne than hrithik, if he was dating him as you said, how on earth would sussanne hang around the guy her hubby cheated on her with? on the other hand, hrithik and arjun stopped being friends around the separation’s time, and since then, arjun sussanne grew closer..so sussanne-arjun makes more sense for me. even miss malini who is very close to sussanne stated that she was seeing arjun that’s why she divorced hrithik and now arjun will divorce his wifey most peobably to be with sussanne. GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!

  23. God_Shareef

    Hey HR_FAN
    I strictly stay away from PR & FanShips.
    And when your today’s money controlled RANDI MEDIA STOP, You find your God Shareef at that juncture only. Ok? NamDeo Baba. So please dont talk about novice media angles again.

    Gulp the facts or (spit) them out (through) your fanShip Rectum.
    YesSs.
    Do it now.

    And never equate my thoughts EVER EVER with some Malini/Phalini because I know that people pay her to publish their ardent wishes.
    I do not login that webSite.
    So guys, scratch your bum, if you can’t atleast your head, in the case of these 2 buds in the ass, namely, HR_FAN & NamDeo.

    And when you say that “someOne” is closer to Susanne than I must tell you O Fool of Lolistaan that stars are friendly only with the KURSI of a journalist or a blogger.
    So you fuck your facts first & foreMost.

    For example, when Ranbir joined the team of Saawariya, his jeejaa ji Bharat Sahni Kapoor promised every Tom Dick Harry of journalism some bum bum moons of Saawariya buffy guy, just to get his own page3 photus in the dailies, while dating Ridhima ANGEL Kapoor.
    So NEVER EVER TELL ME ke main Amitabh BachChan ki tatti peshaab friend hoon.
    Idiots.

    🙂 🙂 🙂
    Aapki God Shareef.
    Kya aapke bum pe scratchy scratchy feeling ho rahi hai???
    🙂 🙂 🙂
    Thehar jaao, abhi bulaati hoon Amitabh BachChan ko.
    Wo hi khujaayegaa ab.
    AAPKA FRIEND HAI NAA 🙂 🙂 🙂
    YOU IDIOTS.
    Miss Malini ki wo fraaaaaaand haaaaaaai…
    ChutKaliezZz in the Ass.

    Aapka God Shareef,
    Jissne kabhi bhi kisi ki bum nahi chaati.

    Kya aapke andar ki God ki bum, CLEAN HAI???
    🙂 🙂 🙂

  24. namdeo

    arre mr god_shareef im on ur side…. i support ur style of pure journalism… was just curious as to how mr roshan escaped the scrutiny that everyone else is subjected in our otherwise biased national media…. nyways more power to you…. chupi rustam god_shareef… 😉

  25. Who_me

    I love you god shared.. N great job jack.. Been an ardent follower n silent reader for a long time… I love this site!! The sort of gossip n facts I get here, none can compare.. Miss malini is just another journalist who sesnationalizes everything but never gives any hatke news..

  26. Colossial

    @HRfan looks like you do not know how Bollywood works. All the news about stars personal and professional life is given by hired PR. So do you think paid media will ever write about the homosexual and bisexual life of stars and spoil their reputation in a close minded nation. As I have heard about Hrithik that he is most narcissist star in Bollywood so he may like attention of both sexes. I have always seen Bollywood fans being completely crazy about stars. Seriously @HRfan Bollywood stars are normal human beings with good and bad quality.

    So please come out of dream world were stars are perfect beings. You know what biggest paid PR are Miss Malini and Simi Chandok. Zoom TV are the biggest supporters of Bollywood. Have you ever seen Zoom news. Look how they always positively report about Bachachans, Salman Khan and Sanjay Dutt.

  27. namdeo

    I agree with u @Colossial.. but “there can be no smoke without a fire” conversely if there is smthng it gets some attention… we all hear abt rampal, SRK,akshay here and there..becoz they have at one point indulged in these activities…. even ranbir was linked with ayan at one point of time but hrithik never ever heard nything…. how can he be so discrete…. thats why i feel the bit abt hrithik is just a rumour…

  28. Vrushi

    @god_shareef now meh n arjun are having divorce…. That confirms tiktik n arjun had a super fling! How does their parents react to it!!!

  29. Neha

    Are ranveer and deepika in an open relationship? Theres been a blind about ranveer taking a shine to a reality star contestant.

  30. Nat

    Guys, I trust you 100% so can you answer me?
    1- Did you see AR-HR having something? Or it’s a fact you know and don’t need to see??
    2- Are Arjun and Mehr divorcing?

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