Shit-Load of Questions…

Hey seen a lot, heard a lot and bottled it up!

There are questions that you need find answers for:

  • Who is the designer who interned with Rina Dhaka right after passing out of a fashion institute but was thrown out because of smuggling out muslin samples?
  • Who are the designers who do bridal-wear plus design wedding cards, tent, menu, return gift and ensures that invitees come dressed in their label? Dude these guys are raking it in.
  • Who is the latest stylist in Bollywood enjoying the perks with the blessings of Karan Johar? Pati-Dev is busy selling tractors in Delhi.
  • Who is the queen of closet full of fake Birkins with a flat in Dubai?
  • Modi-ji should have taken hold of ‘Private Wealth Managers’ than Demonetisation to track black money. Any and every Millionaire in Rupees have offshore accounts.
  • Besides millennials, who are experimenting with psychotropic substances? Their MOMS!
  • How rampant is adultery? VERY! Do wives indulge too? Yes…It’s the age of equality.
  • Who fought an election and lost but thank to in-laws, got Salman Khan to do a commercial for a ‘floor-tile brand’ for cheap? Love ke liye kuch bhi karega!
  • Why decent looking guys after powdering their nose call for ugliest of escorts? And then fail  to perform?
  • Does intelligence and knowledge pay or it’s useless?

19 thoughts on “Shit-Load of Questions…”

  1. rahul says:

    good to see you back..

  2. Vishnu says:

    Tha

  3. FK says:

    Who is the latest stylist in Bollywood enjoying the perks with the blessings of Karan Johar? Pati-Dev is busy selling tractors in Delhi.

  4. jack says:

    Shweta Bachchan

  5. Simonika patel says:

    How rampant is adultery? VERY! Do wives indulge too? Yes…It’s the age of equality.

    Give us the goss without the names Jack.

  6. MM says:

    What are answers of 1,2,4 and 8?

  7. jack says:

    Attempt a guess…

  8. Rockk says:

    Who fought an election??
    Urmila??

  9. SM says:

    @MM
    1. Manav Gangwani
    2. Abu Sandeep
    4. Manyata Dutt
    8. Riju

  10. jack says:

    No, fought from Rajasthan

  11. jack says:

    No.4 is incorrect

  12. Ndt says:

    Come on jack .., give Is the answers !!!!

  13. Nik says:

    Who are these people ? shweta ? Rizu?

  14. Anu says:

    No. 4 is Karisma Kapoor, or Kareena Kapoor, or Sonam Kapoor (in that order)

  15. jack says:

    UFFF… all wrong. Get out of Bollywood. Life exists beyond and in other cities. I am not a Bollywood insider.

  16. jack says:

    Depends if you looped just into Bollywood stories or goss about other cities too. Just be a tambourine man/woman and play your juhunjuna loud and you will get it. I put up a quiz and I don’t need put up answers too.

  17. jack says:

    Get your mind away from B-Town. Life exists beyond

  18. Jyoti modi says:

    Pls give the answers to all the questions too

  19. ABC says:

    Hey Jack, I need to contact you for something important, where should I DM you?

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