Kim Kardashian’s Ass On ‘Love Mag’ (UPDATED)

kimK_loveKim-Kardashian-Nude-And-Eyebrowless-In-Love-Magazine-03-675x900Lust her or dislike her, there’s zero doubt that Kim Kardashian’s butt moves magazine copies. There’s a reason why she’s on the cover of half the magazines at the checkout counter, and on the inside pages of an equal number of magazines they sell in plain brown paper bags to the guys. She’s popular. And, her butt is bare.

Kim-Kardashian-Nude-And-Eyebrowless-In-Love-Magazine-13-675x900To say Kim Kardashian is sneak peeking her enormous thumper is something of a reach. It’s not exactly like Kim K’s ass not been seen before, for years really. However, I’ll say this, this bent over ‘farting’ asstastic pose is something new even for Kim and her thousands of other body part phioto-features.

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But yes I have to say this that Kim Kardashian’s is one butt that has made so many millions that not other butt has ever made before. Our Desi butts need to take a lead from Kim Kardashian and exploit them  and go to the bank laughing. Now who all could be the proud Desi owners of moolah -raking butts??? Yes we all know Malaika Arora Khan and her silicone-implant booty but give me more names…

“Sherlyn Chopra” Mug-Holder

sherlyn_chopraDoes the first resident  Desi Playmate – Sherlyn Chopra  ever put on clothes??? Or is she living in some nudist colony?

sherlyn-chopra-mug-holderAnyway I just discovered a coffee mug-holder that Sherlyn Chopra should get patented and then make millions. I am amused at the strategic placement of the coffee mug by the ingenious Sherlyn Chopra. Wondering if Desi Playmate has placed the cup of coffee to warm it up or is it the other way around…

Guys what do you think? Is Sherlyn warming up the coffee or it’s vice versa? Hoping she doesn’t spill the coffee though!

A New Sugar-Daddy

Raja Dhody_Sugar DaddyRupika-ChopraThere is an addition to the infamous list of Desi Sugar-Daddies. This Sugar-Daddy is from Mumbai and is a globe-trotter and is twice divorced. I am talking about Raja Dhody. After his daughter’s marriage, Raja  hardly stays in Mumbai. He is globe-totting with his pal – Vijay Mallya. Raja is seeing this wannabe from Chandigarh called Rupika Chopra. This 29-year-old is a veteran gold-digger. Before latching on to Raja, she was having an affair with a former tennis player. Then she moved on to another Delhi money-bag who runs a finance company. In fact Rupika was an employee in the finance company. Eventually she met Raja Dhody through common friends and discovered him to be her best-catch till now.

Rupika ChopraWho is Rupika? Well nothing much to write about her besides the fact that she mastered the art of ‘climbing ladders‘ and is a pro in ‘pussy-management’. She originally hails from Chandigarh and pleaded with her girlfriends to let her stay with them in Delhi. Rupika also participated in a random beauty pageant where she couldn’t even make it to top-20 even after ‘couching’ with the organizers.

However Rupika is now enjoying high-life with Raja Dhody who is spending most of his time in London. Courtesy Raja, she is staying at expensive Vijay-Mallya-Raja-Dhodyhotels like Grosvenor, Dorchester and Four Seasons and sipping Cristal. But that hasn’t stopped this Punjabi-Kudi from bitching about her Sugar-Daddy. She boasts to her friends that Raja is very possessive about her and has hired a detective agency to keep track of her movements. Rupika also claims that Raja wants to tie-the-knot. Ha-ha-ha!

Raja Dhody had two bad-marriages but then I feel bad at what he got stuck with. This gold-digger is not worth it!

Ageless Supermodels

stephanie seymourinterview_model issueInterview unveiled its latest Model Issue this weekend that has seven ageless iconic supermodels shot by Mert and Marcus. The black and white images of Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Christy Turlington, Amber Valetta, Stephanie Seymour, Linda Evangelista, and Daria Werbowy are simple with minimal makeup. The Model Issue of Interview has Naomi Campbell, Stephanie Seymour and Daria posing stark naked and believe you me, they look as they haven’t aged a bit.

naomi_InterviewSangeeta-Bijlani-She-was-crowned-Miss-India-Universe-1980-and-she-was-conferred-with-a-special-award-for-Best-National-Costume-Award-at-the-Miss-Universe-event-held-at-Sejong-Cultural-Center-Seoul-South-Korea-sangeeta-bijlani-modelsangeeta-bijlani_LFWJust after browsing through the Model Issue of Interview I chanced upon the picture of Sangeeta Bijlani shot yesterday on the ramp at the Lakme Fashion Week. Have to say Bijlani too is one of those ageless Desi Supermodel. Have a look for yourself!

 

Desi Aunties & Their Unbridled Hots For Soccer Stars

bipasha_ronaldoronaldo_luizkalizma_shobhaa_de_mallyaRecently I read about Sobhaa De’s ‘overwhelming experience’ aboard Vijay Mallya’s luxury yacht, Kalizma on her Blog. India Forum readers had a lot to comment about it. This is what Sobhaa wrote, “On a personal note, thanks to our host Vijay Mallya, my husband and I were fortunate enough to spend a few nights on the same bed Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor had shared on their splendid yacht, the matchless ‘Kalizma’, which Vijay now owns! As you can imagine, it was an overwhelming experience!!” Well this is not the first time Sobhaa De and her compulsory baggage, dear hubby, Dilip De had enjoyed Mallya’s hospitality aboard his luxurious yacht. Sobhaa De has a weakness for junkets – a scribe’s parlance for all-paid-for-trip! A few years back De was with Vijay Mallya on his yacht holidaying and the beauty was anchored in Monaco. No sooner did Sobhaa De discover it was Ronaldo Luiz’s yacht anchored next to Mallya’s, she  hopped on to Ronaldo’s yacht. Ronaldo was partying with his buddies and babes and had run out of champagne. Star-struck Sobhaa De found it to be the most opportune moment and volunteered to organise some champagne. She quickly got back to Mallya’s yacht and asked a deck-hand to bring over a case of Dom Perignon to Ronaldo’s yacht. Poor Mallya must be cursing under his breath.

Kanika Chandok_aka_Kanika Kapoor_Lionel MessiThen we have this gold-digging NRI Aunty Kanika Chandhok, who post her divorce insists to be called Kanika Kapoor. She was at the nightclub – Project in London where incidentally the biggest soccer star – Lionel Messi dropped in. Kanika jumped all the velvet-ropes and almost landed on Messi and smothered him with kisses. Poor guy was just dealing with her as yet another crazy fan. Kanika literally offered herself on a platter but Messi wasn’t interested in a old hag. But the gold-digger managed to get a snap of hers with Messi, which she flaunts, garnished with some spicy story.

bipasha_ronaldocristiano ronaldo_bipasha basuWe also have B-Town girls running into soccer stars. Most recently it was Priyanka Chopra who met Cristiano Ronaldo in Miami and she too didn’t miss on the the photo-op. which was promptly posted on Twitter. Bollywood Gandu gave the best description on Piggy Chops’ outfit that she looked like the goal-post in that netted ensemble. Bipasha Basu ran into Cristiano Ronaldo in Berlin and they smooched too. It was the final straw that snapped her years old affair with John Abraham.