Is This A ‘Preity’ New Aasana?

Preity Zinta_Knicker Flash

Preity Zinta_Knicker Flash

Bewildered by this photograph of Preity Zinta sitting on a platform kinda thing next to Twinkle Khanna. The photograph looks like one from those multitude Mumbai fashion shows where Bollywood stars walk the ramp. It must be a real candid shot of Zinta probably taken during reahearsals or must be some new Yoga Aasan that keep her legs in shape.

Wonder why Farah Khan and Reitesh Deshmukh are pushed back to the not-so-VIP second row.

Shahrukh’s Lost It! Superstars Don’t Go Slapping.

Sharukh Khan slapping Shirish Kunder, husband of almost two decade old SRK’s friend Farah Khan has literally gone viral. There is no doubt about the fact that SRK did give a tight-one on Shirish’s cheek but am not sure wether he was provoked to slap Kunder or not. I was amazed by the report that even Sanjay Dutt gave a tight-one to Shirish Kunder because Kunder had been sending lewd messgaes to Manyata. If that is true why the hell was Shirish Kunder on Sanjay Dutt’s guestlist? Would you invite the person who sends dirty messages to your wife to your party??? I won’t!

Anyways I feel SRK shouldn’t have gone ‘physical’. Stardom is a double-edged sword and a wee-bit Tweet shouldn’t have ruffled Badshah Khan to that extent that he gets physical with Shirish Kunder. SRK’s humility was one of the most loved aspect of him but sorry to say – lately I see SRK losing that humility and showing his ugly arrogant side. His constant jabs on Salman Khan, his tiff with Juhi Chawla for totally ignoring her comatose brother – Bobby, one of the brains behind Ra-One while promoting the movie, his jibes on critics who didn’t have good things to write about Ra-One, his temper flaring everytime a scribe asked him on his relation with Priyanka Chopra and his tiff (though temporary) with Mehr Jessia Rampal because she complained about Arjun Rampal not getting his due credit for Ra-One. It is like if you utter a word against SRK and you face his wrath. This is not how a superstar behaves.

And i wonder why the ‘slapgate’ happened in the loo area. I am sure you know what I am hinting at. Was it the surge of dopamine post the visit to the ‘Powder Room’ that made SRK slap Shirish Kunder??? Shahrukh Khan we loved your humble approach and it is one of the prime factors that has made you King Khan or whatever you love to call yourself. Take criticism in your strides and that is what is expected out of superstars.

TASHU got her Body Sculpted

Have you heard of the latest technique to tone your body, i.e to cut all that flab, love handles, butter-chicken tummy and make the thighs less thunderous? If not, let me enlighten you. It’s called Body Sculpting. Remember Shahrukh Khan overnight got 6-packs? Well that was the magic of ‘Body Sculpting’. Don’t believe me? Go ask Farah Khan who in a weak moment let the secret out. SRK got his Body Sculpted abroad but now you can get it done at your saddi Dilli.

Ask Tashu, the compulsive party-hopper. She got it done at Amatraa. Body Sculpting is a non invasive procedure whereby through laser the fat cells are eliminated and the muscles are toned as per the client’s requirement. But hey, it costs a whole lot of money.

Not only Tashu but another prominent ‘brand whore’ got it done too. I am in the process of substantiating the facts and as soon as I do it, will spill it here.

So folks if you are desperate for a 6-pack or a 8-pack or a well toned body, forget the older and tougher ways of dieting and gymming. All you got to do is opt for ‘Body-Sculpting’. Oh yes, provided you have the moolah.

Sajid tom-toms about Casting-Couch

Sajid Khan, yes the funny-bone who at times gets on to your nerves may soon be thrown out of the housing society in Juhu where he lives in his sister’s old apartment. Reasons are simple – his wayward lifestyle scandalises the families living in the complex.All kind of women, mostly the hooker variety walk in and out of Sajid Khan’s flat at odd hours. According the society residents Sajid Khan claims that top-league actresses are willing to sleep with him. Top league or not I don’t know but yeah he has managed the likes of Jiah Khan and some starlets who fellow residents feel are more the hooker variety get lured into his dirty couch.

What ticked off the society is his high-handed behaviour. He recently slapped the security guard and a driver because he thought they were peeping into his car to check-out the women. By the way, a guy like Sajid definitely have very dark screens because you don’t know when he may need to audition a girl. So what could those hapless guys see through???

What a creep this Sajid Khan is. His claim to fame is his sister Farah Khan and whose was SRK. But now that SRK seems to have drifted apart, it’s only a matter of time before some headstrong star aspirant drags Sajid Khan to Police Station for attempting rape. Riteish Desmukh should dissociate with such a creep or rather strangle him!