Three Wardrobe Malfunctions within a week? Well that must be making you wonder if Reality TV Star – Kim Kardashian had been doing them deliberately. Nah! The malfunctions are rather pathetic ones for one to indulge in deliberately for some press.
First, Kim Kardashian’s Spanx, or what looks like some sort of control top underwear, came out to say hi when the reality star bent over her car in a sheer dress at LAX on last Saturday. Even Kim with her bootilicious body needs Spanx to keep the rolls of flab under control??? No doubt Spanx are the hottest selling stuff in India too.
Then on the very next day – Sunday, Kim hawked the new Kardashian Khaos store in a sexy black dress in Las Vegas, but the white tag from her dress’ lower half was blindingly visible under the camera flashes. Doesn’t she know that those tags are meant to be cut-off???
Kim Kardashian’s third wardrobe malfunction happened before her appearance on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” in Los Angeles with her sisters. After greeting fans, the zipper on Kim’s dress completely broke, revealing her entire upper back and causing the dress to have to be quickly sewn back together. The reality star took to Twitter to reveal her own fashion fail: About to do Jimmy Kimmel & my whole dress rips! Help!!! Time to sew me in…praying this works!
As I’ve been thinking ever since Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries reached their three-week anniversary, this marriage is doomed. They are already living separate lives. Kim Kardashian has a pre-nup, and she’s prepared to use it. Star Mag says that she’s already visited a divorce lawyer. Kim is too busy with her shoots and filming and has no time for Kris Humphries who is sitting idle because of NBA Lockout. After the wedding, Kim started filming “Kourtney & Kim Take New York” right away and they haven’t even been home yet. The couple have an army of people around them all the time. Most newlyweds would struggle with that.
Here are some highlights from this week’s tabloids:
*When Kim arrived in NYC from Dubai, Kris Humphries didn’t meet her at the airport. Or at home. He was out clubbing and partying. Some random club girl gave him a lapdance and then Tweeted: “Just danced in Kris Humphries lap… SORRY KIM. Best night of my life.”
*Kris doesn’t show up for Kim. “He’s breaking Kim’s heart,” a source tells Star. “Originally he was supposed to come to New York for a guys’ weekend, but at the last minute he switched it to Miami. I guess he thought that way they could drink and do whatever they wanted without Kim finding out.”
*Life & Style says that when Kris went to Toronto in September, “he attempted to hang out with his long-time ex-girlfriend Bianka Kamber and had his buddies text her to meet them at a sushi restaurant.”
For me, I would Love to watch on E! “A Very Special Kardashian Divorce”!
So here’s the highly anticipated front cover for their wedding issue which was released in the US today. The edition is supposed to be about Kim AND Kris’s big day but obviously the majority of the publication is mainly taken up with pictures of Kim in her pretty Vera Wang dress, much like the front cover of the publication demonstrates.
Some staff over at People said today: “It’s all about the bride. We wanted her. It’s her day, we wanted her on the cover”. In an interview with the mag, Kim had this to say about her wedding, “It was like we were in heaven. I felt like a princess. Glam aside, that wasn’t our main goal. It was really about our family and each other.”
Kris Humphries also said some stuff about the ceremony but no one was really bothered about that because let’s be honest, all we want to do is stare at pictures of Kim. Don’t we?
What next? People sure would love to have the exclusive rights of Liz Hurley’s wedding with Shane Warne in November this year. It seems like a good business idea Liz – to have a wedding every couple of years and sell the exclusive rights for Millions!
Kim Kardashian got married for the second time to the basketballer, Kris Humphries on Saturday (20th August) with loads of A-listers attending the ceremony. The photographs haven’t been published because the Kardashians sold the Wedding Rights for Millions. Only this grainy picture is doing the rounds.
Well lots have been written about the Kardashian-Humphries wedding so I won’t bore you with that. But do you know why or how Kim Kardashian became Hollywood Royalty? Well like her predecessors – Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan she strategically leaked her sex tape in which she’s seen humping and bumping Ray J.
With a lot of help from Vivid an exclusive cut of the infamous Kim Kardashian sex tape has been put together as a matrimonial message for Kim on her special day by Egotastic. You can see the Video here (Provided you are 18 years & Above):