Kim Kardashian’s Ass On ‘Love Mag’ (UPDATED)

kimK_loveKim-Kardashian-Nude-And-Eyebrowless-In-Love-Magazine-03-675x900Lust her or dislike her, there’s zero doubt that Kim Kardashian’s butt moves magazine copies. There’s a reason why she’s on the cover of half the magazines at the checkout counter, and on the inside pages of an equal number of magazines they sell in plain brown paper bags to the guys. She’s popular. And, her butt is bare.

Kim-Kardashian-Nude-And-Eyebrowless-In-Love-Magazine-13-675x900To say Kim Kardashian is sneak peeking her enormous thumper is something of a reach. It’s not exactly like Kim K’s ass not been seen before, for years really. However, I’ll say this, this bent over ‘farting’ asstastic pose is something new even for Kim and her thousands of other body part phioto-features.

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But yes I have to say this that Kim Kardashian’s is one butt that has made so many millions that not other butt has ever made before. Our Desi butts need to take a lead from Kim Kardashian and exploit them  and go to the bank laughing. Now who all could be the proud Desi owners of moolah -raking butts??? Yes we all know Malaika Arora Khan and her silicone-implant booty but give me more names…

Upen Patel Blames The ‘Khan(Daan)’ For His Exit From Bigg Boss 8

upen-patel-biggboss8The NRI Gujju guy – Upen Patel is finally out of Bigg Boss Season 8.The wooden-faced actor survived 15 weeks and that itself is surprising. But Upen Patel believes his exit from Bigg Boss 8 was ‘engineered’ by none other than the host of the show – Salman Khan.

Amrita Arora and Upen Patel shown to userkatrinakaifandupenpatelinanoldphotoshoot-smallDuring his first lackluster stint in Bollywood, Upen dated Amrita Arora for a while. Now since Amrita Arora Ladak is related to the ‘Khan(daan)’ by virtue of her sister, Malaika Arora – Salman’s bhabi, Patel is ensuing that Amrita got him evicted for their failed relationship. In fact Katrina Kaif and Salman relationship too came in way of Upen because long time back Upen and Katrina worked in a Tamil movie and some unsubstantiated gossip linked Upen with Katrina Kaif. Upen is dumb and doesn’t know that Katrina only falls in love with ‘winners’ and not ‘losers’.

And Malaika Arora Khan is not really very close with Salman Khan. In fact if B-Town buzz is to be believed then there’s a strong under-current between Sallu and Malaika. Malaika’s sister, Amrita Arora influencing Sallu is far-fetched. In fact Amrita and Shakeel Ladak’s best friends are Kareena and Saif. Anyway let Upen Patel enjoy his bliss that he had been evicted under conspiracy and not the fact that he was the biggest bore in Bigg Boss’ House!

 

 

KHAN SISTERS Aren’t ASStastic As The KARDASHIANS

When UTV Stars announced their soon-to-be-aired show – Keeping Up With The Khan Sisters based on the reality TV Show Keeping Up With The Kardashians, everybody started guessing which Khan Sisters are these. Most though its gonna be Malaika Arora Khan and Amrita Arora because when it comes to the Butt department, Malaika Arora Khan probably comes closest to the Asstastic Hollywood Celebrity, Kim Kardashian. Though there were others guess-works like Salman Khan’s sisters and many more but nobody even made a wild guess that it would be Gauhar Khan and her TV Star sister Nigar Khan. Don’t confuse this Nigar Khan with the Norwegian Nigar Khan who flashes her boobs at the slightest opportunity. UTV Stars copied the Reality TV series but I think it is going to be a very poor copy of a Trashy TV Show.

Kim Kardashian’s claim to fame is her famous Ass and her leaked 39 minute Sex Video Tape with Hip-Hop Star, Ray J. Kim Kardashian’s booty was so much in the news that to prove that she hasn’t got silicon implants in her butt, Kim went through a Body-Scanner to show all that her Ass is Au Naurale! Malaika Arora Khan, the Bootilicious Bollywood babe can’t take that risk though.

The closest one has got to some Butt(y) news on Gauhar Khan was when her body-hugging skirt in Lakme Fashion Week gave away at the seams and one got a peek at her butt.

Malaika Arora Khan & Arjun Kapoor

When the buzz broke-off about Malaika Arora Khan and Boney Kapoor’s son, Arjun Kapoor having an affair, I wasn’t shocked at all. Why? Simply because I recalled the days at IIFA 2010 in Colombo where I always spotted Arjun Kapoor (podgy and specy those days) running after Malaika as a chaperon. Arjun very much looked smitten by the bubble-butt Malaika’s charm. In fact I shared the the lift with them twice at the hotel and now since this affair thing has come out, I can put two in to two.

If Malaika was anywhere, Arjun had to be around. At the breakfast buffet where stars also had to come down to the coffee shop, the smitten Arjun was always on his toes serving Madam Bubble-Butt her juice, her eggs and I wondered why somebody like Boney Kapoor’s son is slaving around for an ‘Item-Girl.’ Now the picture is clear indeed!

Salman Khan never liked his bhabi – Malaika or her sister Amrita. This was published in Mid-Day a month or so back. I posted immediately after Dabang’s success about a statement that Sallu made to his Wealth Manager – “I am happy for Arbaaz. Now Malaika need not do those raunchy Item Numbers.” Salman is very conservative about women related to him. He could never take Malaika’s and Amrita’s wild partying ways and their skimpy clothes.

God only knows what will be the outcome of this buzz within Khan family but what’s wrong with Arjun Kapoor? Why go for silicon pumped and botoxed beauty when there are plenty of real ones around??? Must be his post adolescence crush!