Page 3 wannabes employ various tricks to catch the attention of shutterbugs at various dos. In fact there are so many ways, some very indigenous ones this desperate wannabes use that I can write a ’101 Ways to be on Page 3′. Any willing publisher here?
Well one of the tricks used by P3 wannabes was spotted by the shutterbugs at the launch of the multi-brand designer store – The Collective at Emporio last night. See the pictures here. They seem to be very hungry. Nowadays Page 3 dos don’t serve finger foods, just free booze. Can you identify the couple? I am so dying to know who they are.
And see how effective this trick is. Most of the photographers at the do went click-click when they saw the two wannabes snoggling. I asked few, “Kaun Hai’ and there was a chorus reply – ‘FARZI LOG”!
At the Elle-Dior party hosted for the ‘Aisha’ starcast, Ayesha Thapar was enjoying the evening with her bunch of Boyz – Rohit, Rahul and Amol. When Sonam Kapoor was aggressively auctioning the Lady Dior Bag for Breast Cancer Foundation (Oh, that reminds me, Sonam post her 30kilos downsizing has lost her boobs too.) and egged fashionistas to bid but walked past Ayesha, I saw her perturbed. But when she was surrounded by the shutterbugs, Ayesha got so annoyed that she left the party.
Wonder why Ayesha Thapar, once a toast of P3 is shunning it. My experience says that when a P3 girl is getting hitched, she usually stay’s away from P3 so that no wrong assumptions are made about her. Does that rule apply to Ayesha too? Is she getting hitched???
You must have heard of Wonder Panties. They are the ones that push-up your sagging bum and gives it a round shape. Then there are those spandex tubes that you use to squeeze in your belly and love handles and all that saggy bits around the torso and of course you have body shapers that you wear on your thighs to firm it up and not wobble like a jelly when you walk.
The interesting bit is the list of ladies who use body shapers and lie about doing Power Yoga to be trim is really long. Queenie Singh is one such socialite who survives on body-shapers. Recently at a Luxury Store’s trial room she sought the help of a sales girl to hook up her bra and the poor girl was shocked to see layers of spandex wrapped all over. I loved it when she said, “She looked like a mummy (the Egyptian kinds) all wrapped up.
And did you know that Atulya Mafatlal, Sheetal Mafatlal’s hubby has got his tummy stapled? Eeeeks, how can you do that? Also the gossip-mill is strong that K-Jo too wraps his tummy under a latex cummerbund. It’s amazing what all things people do to create a beautiful illusion. Though Atul Mafatlal doesn’t even look good after the illusion.