MASTIZAADE Breach The Height Of VULGARITY

636541From the makers of ‘Gaand…oops Grand Masti’ comes another shocker – Mastizaade. It is slotted for release on the 29th of January 2016 and I wonder how the ‘Sanskari Censor Board’ passed it even with an ‘Adult’ certificate. Mastizaade leaves nothing to imagination. In fact the movie is an insult to the genre – ‘sex comedy’. Here is the trailer: https://youtu.be/2H44_uMHJLs

14mastizaade1500x500xsunny-largest-film-will-mastizaade-1-80935-2565-sunny-leone-1.jpg.pagespeed.ic.OFkHU5COxFIn the garb of ‘sex comedy’ Mastziaade is nothing but a soft-porn littered with horrendous dialogues, abominable gestures, mockery of homosexuality and worst, it even has hints at ‘bestiality’. Wonder why actor like Riteish Deshmukh worked in this movie. He was lately earning some respect from the film critics.

15sunny-leone5For Sunny Leone, acting in Mastizaade was “no big deal”. Leone adds, “In the US, there are cult sex comedies. None of the scenes that we shot (for ‘Mastizaade’) are a big deal anywhere else… It’s only big deal here (in India).” Yes madam it is a big-deal not because you wore 25 bikinis in the movie but because of abominable dialogues, pervert gestures and crass acting. I don’t think it qualifies as ‘sex comedy’. 

 

Kanika Is Flying High

kanika4kanika_NamoKanika Kapoor (Kanika Chandok) is literally flying high and raking in the moolah. From a battered and estranged housewife in London that she made us believe she was to now a much sought after rock diva, Kanika has indeed come a long way. Her song – Baby Doll was a chart-buster but one has to give a load-shit of credit to Sunny Leone and her oomph factor to make it a hit.

kanika_Mikakanika_Morani“M” has a big factor in Kanika’s rise to fame. Meet Brothers are the guys who gave her a foothold in Bollywood, Mohammad Morani (courtesy SRK) signed her on for Cineyug and got her shows (Folks link-up Mohammad with Kanika but he seems so gay!), Mika is promoting Kanika too in his own ways and terms and last but not the least she sang for Modi’s Wembley Tamasha and became ‘selfie-buddies’ too. SRK is a close buddy of Kanika. Honey Singh smashed a glass on his head while touring with King Khan and disappeared. You don’t do any such foolishness.

kanika2kanika3kanika1 copyBechari Kanika is now a rockstar Kanika! But hey why indulge in self-grandiosity by posting pictures of flying first-class??? Worse is posting a selfie with boarding pass. It’s too LS. I have never seen anybody posting their pictures flying coach-category. Wonder why??? And Kanika those pouting poses are forcing me to ask if you injected collagen or you just felt pouty?

Is Sunny Leone’s ‘Milk Bath’ Suggestive Of Something ‘Hardcore’?

sunny-leela07sunny2The cyber world is swarmed with the images of Sunny Leone getting bathed in milk in an erotic scene of her forthcoming  movie – Ek Paheli Leela. Cleopatra, Elizabeth I of England, Elisabeth of Bavaria, and others have historically acclaimed the beautifying benefits of milk baths but the fact to note is that they bathed in donkey’s milk. Milk baths use lactic acid, an alpha hydroxy acid, to dissolve the proteins which hold together dead skin cells and moisturize the skin and make them supple.

Sunny Leone Threesome Hardcore Pictures 11-11tncum-facialAyurveda recommends milk baths for sensual pleasures too. Sunny Leone’s hundred-litres milk bath was shot as an erotic scene. Or was is something more suggestive of carnal pleasures that Leone has shot multiple times for her porn movies? ‘Cum Facials’ are there on many of Sunny Leone’s adult movies. The expression on her face during the milk bath are similar to the cum shots and must have had come naturally to her. Wish the director could had used a more viscous form of milk to get the perfect erotic scene!

Is Sunny Leone Promoting An Illicit Business?

I'M Besharam_Sunny Leone_Sex ToysPornstar cum Bollywood actress, Sunny Leone is the FACE of India’s first Adult product business – I‘M Besharam. The Online ‘Adult Lifestyle Webstore’ is owned by Salim Rajan and Raj Armani, both first generation Indian Americans. The head office is based in Tampa, FL with its warehouse in Atlanta, GA and satellite offices in Mumbai, Delhi, Hyderabad & California and a recently established office in Mumbai to cater to wholesale & distribution enquiries. Is the business of selling SEX TOYS legal in India? The founders claim so but when I checked with host of lawyers, the answer was a NO.

G_Spot Stimulatorb-swish-massager-bcute-pearl-bswish-A00103-p-4_1024x1024I’M Besharam are cleverly playing with words – ‘Adult Lifestyle Store’ and not highlighting the fact that they are selling sex-toys for men and women, both. I found out that flavored lingerie, flavored condoms, vibrating rings are permissible to be sold in India but the hardcore sex-toys like dildos, vibrators, pocket vaginas, G-Spot stimulators and sex dolls are illegal in India. Retailers in Palika Bazar in Delhi discreetly sold this banned items and now are very upset about the fact that banned products are openly sold ONLINE by I’M Besharam.

Sunny Leone_besharamLeone_pornstar_I'M BesharamThe products like Dildos and Vibrators are available on ‘Cash on Delivery’ at your doorstep, which can be paid for in INR. When the company launched the Webstore, India’s multiple Pink-Papers featured it and even made prophecies that it is a Rupees Thousand Crore Industry but did not bother to check if the business is LEGAL.

Sunny Leone you are Besharam if you did not bother to check if a business you promoting is legal in the country you working!

 

Sunny Leone Has To Be 2013’s ‘Fashion Disaster’

sunny-leone-fashion-disaster-butt-cleavageI thought when it comes to oozing oomph on the red-carpet, nothing beats Pornstars…But then my perception crashed when I saw these pictures of Sunny Leone at the crappy movie – Jackpot’s premiere.

sunny leone_pornstarSunny Leone_Fashion DisasterWasn’t ‘Butt Cleavage’ done to death??? Not for Sunny I guess. This gown can’t be uglier and for me is 2013’s Worst Fashion Disaster without a doubt. What say you?