Fungi-Resistant Panties Made Of Copper. Interested?

What’s wrong with nice cotton panties? Why women need to cover their lady-bits with processed copper?

Well according to a Chilean garments company – Monarch, using processed copper in your panties can eliminate the bacteria and fungi that naturally develops on human skin. Copper and its sterilizing effect, says the company, is up to 99% effective at killing nasty skin microbes.

It’s like this: copper is merged with polyamide and the result is a type of oil that’s then turned into a wire. Machines take these wires and weave them inside the undie fabric so that the processed metal stays in contact with the user’s skin. This, as you can imagine, provides the user with day-long germ-killing delicates. And yes they are washable!

I predict that underwear will be disposable in the future. Then when we’re all old, we can tell our grandchildren, ‘In our days, we washed them after wearing them,’ and they will be utterly disgusted.

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